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Usyk Wants a Second Term at Cruiserweight. He Left the First One Voluntarily. Imagine That.
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Usyk Wants a Second Term at Cruiserweight. He Left the First One Voluntarily. Imagine That.

Oleksandr Usyk's team says the former undisputed cruiserweight king plans to drop back to 200 pounds for his next fight and chase David Benavidez. A man giving up power, shrinking himself on purpose, and campaigning for a nonconsecutive second term the honest way? Somebody check my blood pressure.

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