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Carlos Adames Just Gerrymandered the Middleweight Division: Non-Title, Over 160, vs. 'Bread Maker' Warburton in Riyadh

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Carlos Adames Just Gerrymandered the Middleweight Division: Non-Title, Over 160, vs. 'Bread Maker' Warburton in Riyadh

Carlos Adames with the WBC middleweight belt after beating Austin Williams in Orlando, March 21, 2026. Don't get attached to the belt. It isn't invited to Riyadh. · Photo: Zachariah Delgado/Matchroom Boxing

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A week ago I passed along Zuffa's promise that Carlos Adames' first fight under its banner would be announced "shortly," and I promised you'd read about it here. Well, here we are. It wasn't Zuffa that announced it, though. It was Dan Rafael's sources.

Per Rafael, when the WBC middleweight titlist makes his Zuffa Boxing debut, it'll be a "nontitle bout (over 160 pounds)" against Wales' Gerome Warburton, headlining Nov. 14 in Riyadh. No belt, no scale at 160, and no Meiirim Nursultanov.

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I've seen this before. A guy in power doesn't like the map, so he redraws the district.

Meet the district. Adames (25-1-1, 18 KOs) is The Ring's No. 1 middleweight, a 32-year-old Dominican who hasn't lost since 2019. Warburton (18-2-2, 2 KOs) is a 31-year-old southpaw from Colwyn Bay whose nickname is 'Bread Maker.' He beat Nathan Heaney twice on points this year, in March in Manchester and again in September in Birmingham. Before that, Kieron Conway stopped him in four rounds for the British and Commonwealth titles in May 2025, when Warburton's corner threw in the towel.

Two knockouts in 22 fights. Above 160, with no title at stake. In politics we call that a safe seat.

Meet the man waiting outside the district. Nursultanov (20-0, 11 KOs) earned his WBC mandatory spot by beating Julio Alamos in November 2023, and he hasn't fought since, per The Ring. In September, after interim titlist Jesus Ramos Jr. pulled out of their San Diego fight with an illness, the WBC ordered Adames-Nursultanov and set a negotiation deadline. Oct. 20. That's today, by the way.

Then, on Oct. 14, the WBC approved Adames' petition to fight above the weight on Nov. 17 instead. (The WBC's date says the 17th, Rafael's sources say the 14th. When the paperwork and the actual event disagree, I go with the event.)

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Here's the thing I can't get over. Since Nursultanov last threw a punch, America has held a presidential election, inaugurated a certain golf enthusiast for the second time, and put an Octagon on the South Lawn of the White House. Nursultanov has held a mandatory position. That's it. That's the whole update.

Now read the fine print. The WBC's ruling says if Adames loses on Nov. 17, his title is "declared vacant." If he wins, he fights Nursultanov next, and that winner fights Ramos.

So follow me here. If Warburton pulls the upset, he doesn't win the belt. The belt just disappears. He'd be the first man to win the vote and still not take office. (OK, not the first. Ask anybody who ever won the popular vote and lost the Electoral College.)

Some people have to call Georgia and ask an official to "find 11,780 votes." Adames called the WBC and found a petition. The WBC, for its part, says it'll review his mandatory obligations at its annual convention in Acapulco, Nov. 8-13. A beach convention to decide whether a rule is a rule. That's not a sanctioning body. That's a congressional fact-finding trip.

I'll be honest. On Oct. 13, I wrote that the WBC "doesn't care who promotes you" and that if anybody still respected checks and balances, it was a sanctioning body in Mexico City. The WBC approved the petition the very next day. That's the worst call I've made since I told my book club that Merrick Garland would move fast.

In fairness to Adames, and I do try to be fair, it's the progressive in me: the morning before a scheduled January fight, he was hospitalized with weight-cut complications, per The Ring. He then came back in March and beat Austin "Ammo" Williams on scores of 118-108, 117-109 and 117-109. Wanting a few extra pounds at 32 is reasonable. And Warburton earned this phone call, so good for him. I hope the check is huge.

But activity matters, and so does the line. Adames has fought once since February 2025. A tune-up above the limit is fine for a guy who's been busy. For a titlist whose mandatory has been waiting almost three years, it's a filibuster.

Follow the money. Zuffa didn't put a purse in Adames' signing release, and this fight doesn't even have a release yet. It's also the same Monday Shakur Stevenson announced Zuffa had let him walk without ever fighting for them (Kimster has that one). One star out the door, and one champion booked against 'Bread Maker.' Have you seen grocery prices? I paid $7 for sourdough at the co-op last week and blamed tariffs out of pure habit. In this economy, a guy named 'Bread Maker' might be the most valuable man in Riyadh.

My verdict: Win on the 14th, or the 17th, or whenever the calendar and the WBC agree, and then fight Nursultanov. No more petitions. No more maps.

Want the backstory? Here's my column on the Zuffa signing and the Whisperer's who's-next list. Adames' boxer page is right here. While Zuffa keeps the numbers to itself, practice your guessing on the open Guess the Purse rounds, and the Canelo-Mbilli Riyadh card is open in Fantasy Boxing if you want a warm-up for the next trip to the Kingdom. Then tell the community: Is a nontitle tune-up OK when your mandatory has been waiting since 2023? Polls close when I say so. Unlike some people, I'll accept the results. (Yes, I used that line last time. Some lines earn a second term.)