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Navarrete Wants a Third Belt. Unlike Some People, He Knows He Has to Win It

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Navarrete Wants a Third Belt. Unlike Some People, He Knows He Has to Win It

WBO/IBF champion Emanuel Navarrete (left) and WBC champion O'Shaquie Foster face off at their Sept. 2 press conference in San Antonio. Three belts, two men, one fight. That's how a peaceful transfer of power is supposed to look. · Photo: Top Rank

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There's a word I've been saying a lot lately, mostly to my therapist: unification.

It's fight week in San Antonio. On Saturday at Frost Bank Center, WBO and IBF super featherweight champion Emanuel 'Vaquero' Navarrete (40-2-1, 33 KOs) meets WBC champion O'Shaquie 'Shock' Foster (25-3, 12 KOs) for three of the four belts at 130 pounds. Top Rank promotes. DAZN streams it, with the main card starting at 8 p.m. ET / 5 p.m. PT.

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Somebody in America is going to unify something this week. I'm just glad it's a boxer.

Why not three? When the fight was announced, Navarrete said, "I already have two, so why not three?" (per BoxingScene). In boxing, that's ambition. He wants the third belt, he has to beat the guy holding it, and if he loses, he goes home with fewer belts than he came with. Everybody knows the rules going in.

Out here in the rest of the country, we've had a different conversation about the number three. In March 2025, asked by NBC News whether he wanted a third term, President Trump said, "I like working." Then he said he was "not joking" and that "there are methods which you could do it." The 22nd Amendment says nobody gets elected president more than twice. To be fair, by late October 2025 he'd told reporters on Air Force One, "if you read it, it's pretty clear I'm not allowed to run. It's too bad."

It's too bad. That's what he said about the Constitution.

Navarrete doesn't have methods. He has a left hand, a right hand and a 50-50 fight, according to his own promoter. That's the only legitimate path to a third anything: the other guy gets a vote, and his vote has 25 wins behind it.

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The case for 'Vaquero.' Navarrete has won titles at 122, 126 and 130. He lost a lightweight title shot to Denys Berinchyk in May 2024, went back down, stopped Oscar Valdez in their December 2024 rematch, faced Charly Suarez in May 2025, and then stopped hard-hitting IBF champion Eduardo Nuñez in the 11th round in February to unify. Top Rank president Todd duBoef called him "an absolute tornado." Navarrete's plan isn't a secret. He told Top Rank he wants to pressure Foster and go to the body so Foster slows down and gets caught more often late.

He also said at the press conference that he wasn't 100 percent physically in some earlier fights and that he's recovered now. "There are no excuses now," he said. Imagine a public figure saying "no excuses" before the results come in. I got a little emotional.

The case for 'Shock.' Foster is the boxer in this one, and he's on the best run of his career. He won the vacant WBC belt against Rey Vargas in February 2023, stopped Eduardo 'Rocky' Hernandez with 22 seconds left in the 12th in his first defense, lost the belt to Robson Conceição by split decision in July 2024 and took it back from him by split decision four months later. Since then he's beaten Stephen Fulton (December 2025) and Raymond Ford (majority decision, Houston, May 2026). duBoef credits him with "an incredible boxing IQ."

Foster also said something at the press conference I'd like engraved over the door of every federal building: "We weren't going to sit around and wait for Shakur." He wanted Shakur Stevenson, didn't get him and took the next big fight instead.

That's called accepting the result and moving on. It's a lost art. (And as of this week, Shakur is a free agent, so the winner Saturday might have a very loud phone call to make.)

The styles. duBoef called it "a real contrast of styles," and he's right. Can Foster keep it long and win clean rounds, or can Navarrete drag him into a brawl and make him pay to the body late? Foster said Navarrete is going to get "a boxing lesson." Navarrete said if Foster tries to win on points, "we're going to try to force him to fight." I believe both of them, which is why it's the best fight of the week.

The board. Foster is the betting favorite. Our own Bet Gator has him around -190 on the board and thinks the price is thin (his full breakdown is here). If you want to put your Boxbid points where your mouth is, Points Bet has the fight at /play#bet. It's points only and just for fun, with no real money involved. Which already makes it a cleaner product than the $TRUMP meme coin, whose owners include a Delaware company called Fight Fight Fight LLC, per the BBC. Sir, that name belongs to us.

Follow the money. Neither side has said what the fighters are making, and I haven't seen purses published. That's never stopped me from guessing. If you think you know what a three-belt unification pays at 130, put your number in Guess the Purse before anybody publishes real numbers.

My pick. I'm a progressive. I want everybody to get a fair shot and I hate picking winners. But I'll lean Foster on the cards, close, unless Navarrete gets to the body early and Foster's legs start filing for unemployment around round 9. Then it's a late Navarrete stoppage, and I'll pretend I said that all along, like every pundit on cable.

Want the straight preview without the editorializing? Kimster has it: Vaquero vs. Foster: the best fight nobody's talking about. Put your picks in Fantasy Boxing, check out the Navarrete and Foster pages, and come argue with me in the community.

On Saturday, one man walks out with three belts. Then he goes back to being a champion who has to defend them against mandatory challengers. Nobody in boxing gets to keep a title just because he likes working. You give it back or you defend it. That's what keeps champions honest, and I wish the same rule applied in Washington.

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