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DAZN Wants to Sell You Boxers' "Micro Habits." Fine. I'll Go First: I Compost, I Cry at NPR, and I Still Check the Mueller Report Before Bed.

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DAZN Wants to Sell You Boxers' "Micro Habits." Fine. I'll Go First: I Compost, I Cry at NPR, and I Still Check the Mueller Report Before Bed.

Official Top Rank art for Emanuel Navarrete vs. O'Shaquie Foster, a three-belt super featherweight unification on DAZN, Oct. 24, 2026, at Frost Bank Center in San Antonio. · Image: Top Rank (official Navarrete vs. Foster event art)

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Sources tell me there is a man in New York who wants to know what Sebastian Fundora does on a Tuesday.

That man is Britton Hardin, DAZN's head of boxing for North America. In a clip the BOXINGnBBQ podcast posted Oct. 15, Hardin explained why fighters' "micro habits," which the show described as their interests outside the sport, matter for growing boxing. By Sunday afternoon the clip had more than 49,000 views on X and a comment section that looked like a town hall about property taxes.

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The backlash. Longtime boxing writer Dan Rafael (a real reporter, and no relation to this bearded fictional fellow) quote-posted the clip and called it "absolute nonsense" and an "all-time disconnected take." Paul Magno, posting as @Boxing_Tribune, went with sarcasm, joking that learning Fundora is "really into karaoke" was all it took to hand over his credit card for a year of boxing content.

A fan account called @SugarShane97 made the purist's case better than most: thousands of people would gather in a field to watch two men fight, and a fighter rapping or being into fashion "isn't even new to boxing, it's just not relevant."

Not everybody piled on. @NajiChill, who says he has signed and developed music artists, argued that audiences today are fragmented, that tying fighters to markets outside boxing builds a brand, and that "Casuals are what make big fights!"

So we have a divided country again. I've lived through worse. I've lived through 2016, 2020 and every family Thanksgiving since.

Who is this guy? Hardin isn't a suit who wandered in from the paper-towel division. Before DAZN, he ran boxing at OTX, Overtime's promotional outfit, which already had DAZN as its broadcast partner, per SportsNewsUK. At OTX he tried knockout bonuses, an 18-by-18 ring, "money rounds" paying bonuses for first- and last-round knockouts, and an overtime round to settle draws, per Athlon Sports. He told Athlon, "If you're not innovating, you're dying."

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He also told Athlon he's "not so much of a boxing purist" that he can't see value in influencer boxing, which he views as a gateway to real fighters like Bruce "Shu Shu" Carrington, Ryan Garcia and Teofimo Lopez. "A rising tide raises all ships," he said.

And in August he told SportsNewsUK that DAZN's goal is to "super-serve the boxing fan with outsized value and to usher new fans in." Usher new fans in. With micro habits. Through the side door, like a guest at a Mar-a-Lago dinner nobody vetted.

Now, my verdict. Rafael and the purists are right about the order of operations. Boxing's oldest marketing plan is the best one: make the fight people want, then make it happen. No fan ever bought a pay-per-view because a junior lightweight enjoys pottery. The fight between Devin Haney and Shakur Stevenson just died over a few pounds on a scale, and no amount of hobby content would have fixed that. Make. The. Fights.

But here's the part the comment section doesn't want to hear. Muhammad Ali sold out arenas with his mouth before he sold them with his jab. Floyd Mayweather did "Dancing With the Stars" in 2007 and WrestleMania the next year, and nobody called him disconnected when the pay-per-view numbers came in. Personality is a delivery system. The fight is the payload. Hardin's mistake, if he made one, was saying the delivery-system part out loud during a week when fans were still mad about other things.

My own micro habits, for the record. Since DAZN wants transparency, I'll go first. I compost. I own four NPR tote bags and one is just for carrying the other three. I read the full Mueller report once a year, like a Passover story with more footnotes. And every night before bed, I check whether a certain former reality-TV host has posted in all caps after midnight. More nights than I'd like, he has. That's a micro habit that has been a macro problem for about ten years now.

See? Now you feel like you know me. Do you want to buy a subscription to me? Exactly. That's the risk.

Here's the good news for DAZN. It has real fights on the way to prove the point. On Saturday, Oct. 24, WBO and IBF champion Emanuel Navarrete meets WBC titleholder O'Shaquie Foster in a three-belt super featherweight unification at Frost Bank Center in San Antonio, live on DAZN at 8 p.m. ET / 5 p.m. PT, per Top Rank. A week later, on Oct. 31, Canelo Alvarez faces Christian Mbilli, which Athlon lists among DAZN's upcoming fights. Those fights don't need anybody's hobbies to sell them. They need a good card, a fair start time, and a stream that doesn't buffer in the 10th round.

Hardin even used the right example himself. He told Athlon he watched the first Daniel Dubois vs. Fabio Wardley fight from the back of an Uber and figured his driver nearly got into about six accidents. That's the micro habit that matters: a man who can't stop watching a fight. Bottle that, Britton. Sell that.

Want to prove you care about the fight and not the hobbies? Lock in your number on the Navarrete-Foster Guess the Purse round before it closes Saturday, and pick the winner and the round on Fantasy Boxing. Read up on Navarrete and Foster on their boxer pages, and tell me whether I'm wrong in the community. For a fight that sold itself with no help from anybody's karaoke, see my take on the Dubois-Wardley rematch, and Kimster's straight report.

Make the fights. Then tell me about the pottery. I'll be on the couch, composting.